Conductor

Being forced to conduct with a baton on your nipples

What You Need

• A stick
• Duct tape
• Music source

Method

In this training task, you will conduct an orchestra with a baton attached to your nipples.

First, prepare a conducting baton.
Find a lightweight stick of suitable length. Chopsticks work well.
Split chopsticks are fine, but ones with pointed tips work better, while bamboo skewers might be a bit small.
A pen could also work.

Next, cut about 10cm of duct tape and pierce the center with your prepared stick.
Push it all the way down to the base to create a tent-like structure that supports the stick.
Prepare two of these, one for each nipple.

Get completely naked and attach the base of the stick to your nipple with the duct tape.
If it's unstable, adjust the length of the tape or reinforce it with additional layers.
When properly attached, you should have conducting batons protruding from both nipples.

Play your favorite classical music and conduct with the batons attached to your nipples.
Stand naturally with your feet shoulder-width apart and your hands clasped behind your head.
Any music is fine, but orchestral pieces work better than piano solos.
If you're unsure, try conducting Beethoven's "Symphony No. 5" (Fate). Conduct the entire first movement.

Points to Note

This is a humiliating training task that forces you to perform a ridiculous act.
While humiliating performances are usually commanded to be done with a full smile, approach this task with a serious expression.
Imagine that there's an orchestra in front of you, with a large audience behind you, all watching you conduct with your nipples.
Of course, you'd likely receive laughter rather than applause.