Members Card

Being trained to respond when presented with a membership card

What You Need

• Card

Method

In this training task, you will practice responding to a members card that is used to access you as a masochist. You should understand the rights of the members and the specifications of the card to respond appropriately.

The members card is issued in the size of a typical credit card. The front side contains the member's name, expiration date, etc., but unlike a normal card, it has your photo on it, not the member's. The back side has a signature field for the member and a signature field for you, where you sign as a masochist.

For this practice, use a cash card or something similar that you have on hand to represent this members card.

When presented with the members card by a member, you must immediately remove all the clothes you are wearing, regardless of the situation. Then, place your hands behind your lower back in a rest position and spread your legs wide. Once in this position, say: "Mr./Ms. [X], thank you for your continued patronage."

The member will slide the members card along your mouth, genitals, or buttocks.

If it's slid along your mouth, the member desires oral service, so while maintaining your upper body at rest, kneel down and position your mouth at the height of the male genitalia. If it's slid along your genitals, the member desires normal sex. Spread your legs in an M-shape on the spot and use your hands to open your genitals. If it's slid along your buttocks, the member wants to use your anus. Assume a doggy-style position, stick out your buttocks, and spread your buttocks with your hands to expose your anus. In any case, inform them: "This is the [X]th time Mr./Ms. [X] has used my mouth/genitals/anus."

After being used, return to the basic position and say: "Thank you for your patronage. If you would like to continue using me, please slide your card again."

If they indicate they are finished, prostrate yourself on the spot and say: "Thank you very much for today. We sincerely look forward to your next visit."

Practice this entire sequence with your mock members card.

Points to Note

This is a training task where you are treated as an object without personhood. Although this is practice, work on it while imagining that an actual members card has been issued and is being used.

I like things like contracts and membership cards that embody rights. When this members card is issued, what procedures would be followed, and under what circumstances would you sign it? You might enjoy this more if you also imagine such background details.