School Anthem

Being made to sing your nostalgic school anthem with masochistic lyrics

What You Need

• Nothing in particular

Method

In this training task, you will sing your alma mater's school anthem with masochistic modifications.

Begin by sitting in a chair.
Give yourself the command "Stand up," then stand at attention.
Announce: "Grade [X], Class [Y], Student Number [Z], [Your full name]. I will now sing the school anthem."
For the grade, use 6th grade if the anthem you're about to sing is from elementary school, or 3rd grade if it's from middle or high school.
If you don't remember your class or student number, you can make them up.

After your announcement, sing the school anthem with all lyrics changed to "I'm a masochist. Please use me," while keeping the original melody intact.
It's fine if the lyrics cut off at awkward points, but maintain the melody properly.
However, when the name of your alma mater appears in the lyrics, sing that part as it was originally.

Sway your body slightly as if in a choir competition, and sing expressively with your mouth wide open.

Points to Note

This is a training task that turns the school anthem, which each school proudly upholds, into an object of mockery.
Perhaps everyone else is singing the anthem normally, while only you, the masochist, are made to sing it this way.
Imagine the contemptuous gazes around you as you sing as if you feel no shame.