Butt Tissue

A masochistic competition where you must pull tissues using your buttocks

What You Need

• Box of tissues
• Chair

Method

In this training task, you will engage in a masochistic competition where you pull tissues using the cleft of your buttocks.

Get completely naked.
Place a tissue box on a chair, adjusting the height so that when you squat down, the tissue is at the right position.
Adjust the protruding tissue with your hand so it stands up vertically.

When you're ready,
Say "I will now demonstrate the masochistic art of butt tissue pulling."

Squat down as if doing a squat exercise, catch the protruding tissue between your buttock cleft, and pull it out.
You must not look at the tissue box or use your hands.

When you successfully pull out a tissue, count energetically: "One!"
Continue until you've pulled out 5 tissues.

If you're having trouble pulling out the tissues, you're permitted to place your hands on your buttocks to assist with opening and closing.
Try your best to feel for the tissue with your cleft until you've successfully pulled out 5 tissues.

Points to Note

This training task is purely about humiliation with no physical pleasure for either the one giving orders or you who are following them.
Experience the humiliation of performing an everyday action that normal people would easily do with their hands, using only ridiculous movements instead.

It's sufficiently humiliating to do this alone, but imagine being made to compete with other masochists, with punishment for the loser.
Feel free to use the tissues you've pulled out to clean up any wet spots you may have created.