Monty Hall

Being forced to perform the Monty Hall game using your body

What You Need

• Condoms
• Small objects to insert
• Lubricant

Method

In this training task, you will use your body to perform the Monty Hall game.

The Monty Hall problem is a famous probability puzzle where there's a gap between the intuitive answer and the correct one, which has caused great controversy.
It's a controversy related to a game in an American variety show hosted by Mr. Monty Hall, where the following scenario occurs:

A contestant is shown three doors. Behind one door is a prize car, while goats are hidden behind the other doors.
The contestant chooses one door, and if they correctly guess which one has the car, they win it.
Up to this point, it's a simple 1/3 probability game, but here's where it gets interesting.
After the contestant selects a door, Monty Hall chooses one of the remaining two doors and reveals a goat to the contestant.
The contestant is then allowed to switch their selection from their initial door to the other remaining door.
Would you switch doors?

This game sparked a huge debate between those who thought switching wouldn't change the probability and those who believed switching was advantageous.
Leaving the mathematical explanation to others, here we'll perform this Monty Hall game using your body.

Your mouth, vagina, and anus will substitute for the three doors.

Prepare a winning item to insert into one of the holes.
A wireless vibrating egg would be ideal if it can also be inserted anally, but if you don't have one, an eraser, a small ball, or anything else will do.

Prepare three condoms, one for each hole.
Place the winning object inside one condom of your choice.
Push all three condoms, both winners and losers, into your mouth, vagina, and anus respectively.
Insert them deep enough so that the object inside isn't visible, but leave the opening of the condom outside the hole.
Use lubricant or petroleum jelly as needed.

When ready, present yourself to an imaginary guest who will play the game.
Have them choose one condom by holding its end.
Regardless of whether their chosen condom is a winner or loser, slowly pull out one of the condoms from your other holes to show it's a loser.

The player then makes their final choice between the remaining two holes.

Once they've chosen, pull out both condoms to reveal which one contained the prize.
If you're using a vibrator, turning it on before pulling it out will add excitement.

If they successfully find the prize, the player gets to use that hole.
Spread the winning hole and say, "Congratulations! Please use it as you wish."

In this training task, you should practice presenting the game well while imagining guests, so you can provide the entertainment smoothly.

Points to Note

This is an entertainment game using a masochist's holes. It's particularly suitable for parties where the masochist can be used by people other than their direct owner.

The conclusion of the Monty Hall problem is that switching doors doubles your chances of winning, but in this training task, psychological elements of which hole you want to use or don't want to be used come into play, making it more complex.
The choice of which hole to hide the prize in is up to you.
If the challenger was someone you'd find physically repulsive, which hole would you hide the prize in?
Engage with this task while vividly imagining the fear, humiliation, and resignation you'd feel if your least desired hole was selected.