Pole

Being made to simulate cowgirl sex with multiple poles outdoors

What You Need

• A watch that shows seconds

Method

In this training task, you will simulate cowgirl position sex with poles found outdoors.

The poles referred to here are typically those found at park entrances or as barriers between roads and sidewalks.
They are usually about waist-high, made of metal or concrete, with rounded tops.
You might also have seen orange rubber bollards with white stripes.

First, determine how many "Mr. Poles" you will have pseudo-sex with.
For this, use a watch that shows seconds.

The last digit of the minute when you glance at your watch will be the number of "Mr. Poles" you need to interact with.
If the watch shows 38 minutes, that's 8 poles; if it shows 21 minutes, that's 1 pole.
When the last digit is 0, consider it as 10. If you looked at the watch at exactly 30 minutes, your partners are 10 Mr. Poles.

The seconds will determine how many times you need to move your hips in the cowgirl position.
If it's 17 seconds, that's 17 thrusts; if it's 34 seconds, that's 34 thrusts. If you happen to look at the watch when it shows 0 seconds, your quota is 60 thrusts.

Once your quota is determined, go outside.
Since you'll be pressing your groin firmly against the poles, it's a good idea to wear thick jeans or similar clothing.

Find "Mr. Poles" and, when no one is looking, straddle them and simulate sex.
Once you've mounted and positioned your groin against the pole, move your hips up and down or back and forth for the number of times determined by the seconds.
Repeat this with the number of different "Mr. Poles" determined by the minute digit.
You must complete your quota with separate "Mr. Poles," not just one.

Naturally, as a masochist, you should properly greet each "Mr. Pole" before starting and thank them after finishing.

Points to Note

Being made to simulate sex. That alone should be an unbearable humiliation for a normal person.
Moreover, being forced to ridiculously thrust your hips against an inanimate object offers you absolutely no benefit.

If someone were to see you straddling a roadside pole, what would they think?
If you're lucky, they might think you're just taking a rest, but if they clearly see you thrusting your hips, they might realize what you're doing.
So you absolutely must not be caught.

Be conscious of the fact that you're being forced to do something that can't be shown to others, and enjoy the unreasonable situation where you can't resist.