What to Make
Being forced to dance to the 'Rock-Paper-Scissors, What to Make' song
What You Need
- Nothing in particular
Method
In this training task, you will dance to the children's song "Rock-Paper-Scissors, What to Make" that everyone sang as a child.
The basic posture is standing naked with your legs spread.
There is a gesture corresponding to each rock-paper-scissors move.
For "Rock," push your clenched fist into your lower abdomen around the uterus area to represent a punch.
For "Scissors," bring your wrists close to your hips and make peace signs.
For "Paper," use your open hands to spread open your labia.
Sing the song while performing these gestures.
"Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors"
Make the rock, scissors, and paper movements with both hands.
Scissors will be double peace signs, and paper will involve spreading your genitals with both hands.
"What shall we make, what shall we make"
With your genitals still spread open from the "paper" pose, swing your hips in a three-beat rhythm to the words "what-shall-we" (repeat twice).
"Right hand is (choose), left hand is (choose)"
Choose rock, paper, or scissors for each hand and perform the corresponding gesture.
Both hands can make different gestures.
"Meat toilet, meat toilet"
The creation is always a "meat toilet" (a degrading term for a sexual object).
At this point, deliberately keep your body still to let the viewer see you as a meat toilet.
Sing and dance to the song following these instructions.
Since the hand movements are quite busy, it's fine to sing slowly enough to perform properly.
Consider this as an infinite loop until told to stop, and practice by repeating it 10 times while varying your rock-paper-scissors choices.
Points to Note
This is a shameful performance that takes you back to childhood.
Not only is it an undignified act, but you can also feel the humiliation of being treated like a child.
One interesting aspect of this training task is that no matter how creative you are, the end result is always a "meat toilet."
Like other shameful performances, please execute this with a full smile while imagining that there is an audience watching you.