CxO

Being forced to come up with a humiliating job title

What You Need

• Nothing in particular

Method

In this training task, you will come up with a humiliating job title.

When we think of job titles, we often recall executive positions represented by CxO initials.
The most familiar one is probably CEO (Chief Executive Officer).
You might also have heard of others like:
COO (Chief Operating Officer)
CFO (Chief Financial Officer)
CTO (Chief Technical Officer)

For this task, insert an obscene and humiliating word in the middle of "Chief xxx Officer" to create a job title befitting you.
However, something like "Chief Masochistic Officer" would be too simple, so let's make it more ridiculous.

For example, "Chief Samen Collecting Officer" (Chief Semen Collection Officer) or
"Chief Omata-Oppiroge Officer" (Chief Spread-Legs Officer).
The middle term doesn't have to be in English; as in the examples, using romanized words can make it even more obscene.

Once you've created your job title, prepare an IR (Investor Relations) announcement.
Write a news release titled "Announcement of New CxO Position and Appointment" reporting that you have been appointed to this new position.

Points to Note

This is a training task that mocks your masochistic nature in the context of serious corporate governance.
Try to imagine the responsibilities, duties, and position within the company as you think about it.

It might be interesting to combine this with a similar task called Business Card.